SPOOKYVILLE MURDERTOWN

Bumbles/Crow|16|cis|♀|she/her|Corvus brachyrhynchos

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

Current M!A:

None

Current plot: Jade Reaper Investigation, Xian City kidnappings, Frostreach

rosiebabygirlasked, "[CRASHES IN THROUGH WALL] DID SOMEONE SAY ANCESTORS"

HI I HAVE A LOT OF THEM

7.306:49 PM

The Haruspex usually only gives half answers or whatever the person who is asking her wants to hear when it comes to Ancestors

You have to be very specific when asking her.

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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malevolentpookaasked, "so i saw that post you tagged as satare and made it into a comic with him and tursio. which ended in satare dropping his phone on his face by accident in the bathtub"

Oh my lord

CANON

SO FUCKING CANON

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Ronnie actually wasn’t hatched in Amityville

He comes from whatever we decide to be troll New York City, and grew up in a really Italian influenced area

He absolutely loves Italian food but when he died and became a rainbowdrinker he was so upset that he couldn’t eat most of it anymore

Now that he’s a ghost he’s just gorging himself on garlic bread

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theadmiralble:

merthurshipsjohnlock:

o KAY SO LIKE. YOU ALWAYS GET PEOPLE GOING ON ABOUT JOHNNY DEPP BEING A CHAMELEON iN THE WAY HE ACTS AND SHIT BUT LIKE WHY ARE WE nOT TALKING MORE ABOUT ABOUT

LEE

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FU cKING

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GO DDAMN

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PACE

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LEE PACE APPRECIATION POST

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by
Kim Possible

sinatrasorbet:

lifeisliam:

niams-sexiness:

suddenlynixon:

sydmicky:

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT THIS WAS

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Oh hello nostalgia 

Oh my god

OMG THE NOISE I MADE WASN’T HUMAN

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I AM PLAYIN GTHIS SO LOUD RIGHT NOW OUT MY WINDOW

source: antlerart
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alliedmasterc0mputer:

The Scourge of cats.
Different from my usual style this is my real interruption of how I would like Scourge from warrior cats to look, may do a series of doodles like this for the other cats as well!
So I picture scourge to have a long slender face and body, like that of a Siamese I also picture his collar all ragged and blood stained and torn due to daily wear and tear (also holes in it where the teeth have fallen out) finally i’d love him to have that classic red and blue lighting most villains get in older animated movies! 

alliedmasterc0mputer:

The Scourge of cats.

Different from my usual style this is my real interruption of how I would like Scourge from warrior cats to look, may do a series of doodles like this for the other cats as well!

So I picture scourge to have a long slender face and body, like that of a Siamese I also picture his collar all ragged and blood stained and torn due to daily wear and tear (also holes in it where the teeth have fallen out) finally i’d love him to have that classic red and blue lighting most villains get in older animated movies! 

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

418,838 notes7.305:28 PM

Both Hermes and Icarus have Free-tailed bats as their lusii, but Hermes lives in Polis and Icarus lives in the jungle

7.305:26 PM

fairysharkmother:

Momma has seen so many asks about this, and it must end.

DO NOT BIND USING ACE BANDAGES.
EVER.

There are tree things that Momma will be angry at you for- maldirected hate, willful ignorance, and BINDING WITH ACE BANDAGES.

What happens when you bind with ace bandages? If you wear them too long where you’re MEANT to, it will cause bruising and swelling like on the foot above.

If you are LUCKY, you will crack a rib or faint and stop binding improperly.

If you are UNLUCKY, you will have the long-term repercussions. These include, but are not limited to scoliosis (pictured above), muscle damage, bruising, rib warping, pain, and breathing issues.

This is because Ace Bandages are made to reduce swelling. When you breathe, your ribs expand to make room for the air. The Ace Bandages register this as swelling, so with every breath you take, they will bind and restrict tighter.

In a worst-case scenario, your bones will be deformed. You will never be able to bind ever again, even if you use proper methods. Your breathing will be severely impaired.

This is advice for anybody who is thinking about binding. Please, PLEASE, bind properly.

Momma loves you, and doesn’t want to see you get hurt.

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yuki119:

cute matching outfits for you and the bae

yuki119:

cute matching outfits for you and the bae

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